#first listen rank

[mallahanmoxie]

loossemble first mini first listen rank lets go!!!!!! fighting my babies!!!!

real world - GIRL??? TRUMPETS?? CLASSICAL??? OH VIBE YES HYEJU OOOOH NOW WERE RNBING THIS LETS GOOOO oh this is the VIBEEE right here HYUNJIN LOW NOTESSS GO OFFFF

Colouring - ok scifiiii OKAY BEAT COME IN OH YEAH BABYYYYY THIS IS A VIBEEEEE yall need this in yalls lofi studying rnb playlists im NOT kidding oh i bet hyunjin was so happy to get this chorus SHE SOUNDS SO GOOD

sensitive - i LOVE IT!!!! i was so anxious but it's bouncy and bright and it suits their voices very well i love how they mix up the chorus as well i LOVE the chorus! it's appropriately sentimental but also SO FUN!!! im SO PROUD of them!!!!!

day by day - BEGINNING??? FUCKING ROCKS?? thats a txt production whattt oh that synth in the back OH THE DAY BY DAY !!!!! WHAT A CUTE PROGRESSION!!!! again this is SO txt they have a song just like this

newtopia - i love how even though they're bright they're not all in your face oh i LOVE how they sing that chorus!! new new new topiaaaaa is SO satisfying it gives it such a special vibe

strawberry soda - LETS GO YVES PROD oh the joint singing!!! SO CUTE AHHH CUTE CHORUS?? what a happy cute song i love the bridge

intro: searching for their friends - THE STRINGS????? cannot dethrone love & evil but it's RIGHT BELOW it

i think they utilized them very well they really made use of those things we knew they could do well (the adlibs, for example, which they have the perfect voices for) and amplified those things that could've worked against them in other types of songs but which are well at home in this album, like the bounciness and breathiness of their voices. The elements they added also kept everything so fresh! the classical sample for example was well utilized and recurrent. and they kept this sci fi ish element popping back up in certain synths ALL THEIR INTROS WERE VERY GOOD??? i really think they did very well

verdict: STREAM IT!!!!!!! ITS SO GOOD???????

[casualavocados]

What are you proud of?

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 03 / Ep. 06

Bonus:

[saltyb0ba]

a deep blood moon, a starless night

dark enough to see the light

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

ttpd review: thoughts (and prayers)

cuz wtf was that. (also providing my two cents that no one gives a shit about)

Is the promotion in the room with us?

Not going to lie, this part pissed me off. As a post evermore release swiftie, the first album release I got was midnights. And while the promotion for midnights wasn't astoundingly genius, the track list release (midnights mayhem with me) was smart. Everyday, there would be chaos all over social media of taylor taking out a number and releasing the track name. The excitement over YOYOK was to die for. But after reaching peak fame, girlie just decided shit wasn't necessary anymore. Absolutely no promotion for ttpd, except a few lyrics that provided no context (or excitement) whatsoever. That, and the very non subtle "hinting" of some big reveal of what went down between her and joe, by making some playlists, that not only ruined the perspective of many of her fans and the relationship they had with her previous songs, but ALSO. THE ALBUM HAD BARELY ANYTHING ABOUT JOE. (Not that i personally care about what happened, but it was so unnecessary to center the ONLY promotion done around someone who was barely a part of the album). Swifties went on the internet to harass joe alwyn (and his female coworkers) who might as well be called a special mention on a matty healy album. Why even do all that then? We will never know.

Confusion?

taylor released 31 songs, and while a double album theory coming true would be a dream come true for any swiftie, it just... wasn't. Out of 31 songs, barely 10 stood out. Some of it just didn't make sense, in any way. "Why is this on the album?" "This sounds like a midnights vault track." "No issues, maybe this is just a skip. I'll listen to the next. Oh wait nvm. Um." Like girl what. It just feels like a giant vault album of synth pop music.

Also, it's called the tortured poets department. There is barely anything poetic or tortured about the album aesthetic. Except maybe it's torturing me, but I'm as much of a poet as she is, which basically means I'm not one.

The album just feels so different than the other albums, in the sense that they followed an aesthetic, a certain style of music and lyrics, and created some sort of story. This one just feels like she wrote many songs and put them all on an album, picked whatever track name seemed interesting enough as the album name, and called it a day. Some of the songs are gems, some create a confusion as to why they are on this album, and some just make you cringe- or atleast go "wtf". Which is fine, but if not even half the songs fall under the first category out of 30 songs, then it's a problem.

These were written by... taylor?

The lyrics omfg. I'm not going to be one of those ppl who go around saying that the lyrics sounded like an emo middle schooler (I've heard this take) BUT again, some songs have lyrics that make you question how taylor, someone who wrote the albums folklore and evermore, and many great songs like would've, could've, should've, story of us, all too well, fearless, white horse, dbatc, daylight, red... I could keep going tbh, produced...this.

It was very weird to listen to the words "tattooed golden retriever" from someone who wrote "handsome, you're a mansion with a view" (also who the FUCK is calling matty healy that??)

A very important part of taylor's music is how it is focused on the lyrics. The music itself isn't the most special, or different, in most of her songs, but what makes them (and her) special is her songwriting. However, from her songwriting going from commonly used phrases and idioms to make them tell a story, use a wide range of vocabulary, heavily using personification, allusion, transferred epithet, and a few other figures of speech that she uses in her songs to make elements such as colours, for example, tell a story, in a way it seemed effortless and fit perfectly, to this... now it feels like she's trying to do that, but that's it. She's TRYING, and it's not yielding results, and seems more like a try hard "poet" rather than... whatever she was going for. The songs are filled with self-satisfied "clever" metaphors that are being reused and recycled over and over. This is not what ppl meant when they asked you to be more environmentally friendly, taylor.

Final thoughts I guess?

While the songs are basically only an empty shell of something that taylor used to make, the album isn't all bad. Some of the songs do sound good and go well with taylor's voice (aaron dessner, the fucking legend you are) and are quite enjoyable, if not as memorable as her other songs.

There are songs such as the prophecy, clara bow, so long, london, loml, guilty as sin?, etc., that really do come through and honestly I really like them.

I do feel that the album can grow on people, but it's just... not the best. Like she says so much, and not to quote taylor swift, but genuinely the only thing in my head right now is "the more you say, the less I know".

Overall, the album is fine, but not in taylor swift standards. It's just... not bad, with some exceptions.

[mydollsaregay]

found the article, i think:

holy cannoli, I can see why it made that random woman shake her damn head and send an email 😂

it’s clearly a chill, off-the-cuff opinion piece, so im not gonna ding them too hard for just like. talking about their opinions. however.

the audacity to rank felicity highly for her stories being exciting because the take place around the time of a war, while simultaneously completely dismissing caroline out of hand is INSANE.

[daylighteclipsed]

I doubt the devs meant for cloud strife to be so autistic-coded, but holy hell does he come across autistic

[caspercubed]

top 5 albums! top 10 if you're a true and seasoned musichead

my TOP 10 ALBUMS:

An Awesome Wave by Alt-J

How to: friend, love, freefall by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

Are You Serious by Andrew Bird

Up From Below by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes

This Is All Yours by Alt-J

Dear Wormwood by the Oh Hellos

My Head is an Animal by Of Monsters and Men

Creatures of Habit by Kiltro

Woodland by The Paper Kites

Hozier by Hozier

i thought id only be able to come up with 5 tbh cos i dont usually listen to full albums BUT!!! i realized there were more than i thought!! these r the albums where every song rocks and i love them sm :D

also made me realize i havent listened to some of these in awhile so im gonna need to go turn on up from below again now! YAY!!! thank u for the ask my friend!!! <333

[lynxfrost13]

Do you guys think Holt and Storch Sieben ever hatefucked

[bellamyblakru]

i will never understand how some people can actively shit on something they know someone loves and finds joy in right in front of them. how can you hate something that makes someone else happy in this absolutely fucked world in front of them.

its the passive aggression for no reason i will never ever understand or do to others. if you have a passion, fucking LIVE it. if nothing else, passion gets us through every shitty day, and i will always support it.

have passion in spite of those who hate.

[peridots-pixiwolf]

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Shading study that quite literally came to me in a dream two weeks ago, after this post apparently beamed itself into my mind

(also a few edits below the cut! they're very slight but whatever :])

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[sainns]

romance: untold rankings ! i love enhypen and i'll be honest this is probably my favorite comeback after dark blood (nobody will ever beat her i fear)

paranormal 10000000000/10 this is my song i literally claimed it and im a lover of everything paranormal and sunghoons voice okay lets all die AND HEESEUNG IN THE CHORUS GOODBYE peak vampire romance

your eyes only 10000/10 this is definitely one of my favorite songs enhypen has release ITS SO GOOD i literally claimed it from the start so its mine nobody gets it like i do

brought the heat back 10/10 i need more songs like this from them genuinely it's so fun and exciting it's so jackson wang house party core yayaya <- pov i'm enhypen.

royalty 10/10 ugh again this song is so fun i love it its so summery and summer is my favorite season sooooo but guys idk i love jake and jungwons voice in this one wow i love the chorus also its super catchy

highway 1009 9.5/10 i loveeee slow songs like this it isnt super slow but its more romantic? than the others its like lowkey a ballad and i am CRAZY for ballads

moonstruck 9/10 SO GLAD IT ISN'T AN INTRO SONG it's so good vocals are amazing as usual and they're so right it is just the two of us (me and all of enhypen) (i'm dating all of them) i wish it was longer tho hello

xo (only if you say yes) 9/10, i love it i just do not like the chorus tbh and it's a little short but the music video was so good sunoo is so gorgeous and sunghoons for the streets

hundred broken hearts 8/10, well i liked it obviously but!! i didn't like the auto tune or whatever that was IDK I DIDNT LIKE THE ROBOT VOICE but its good if i ignore that part i also kinda fucked up the last minute

overall thoughts 9/10 album shouldve been longer bring back three minute songs and bridges and the girl sunghoon was with was me AND first carrots comeback tgt if u ignore three of them being dead but thats ok

[mallahanmoxie]

okay taylor swift the tortured poets department first listen rank/review (except im only doing like. top ten bc im not ranking all that) (alternative a half hearted attempt at a should've-been selection)

the prophecy

how did it end?

the albatross

fresh out of the slammer

i can fix him (no really i can)

florida!!!

the black dog

fortnight

cassandra/robin/peter (it's the same to me - cass has the most interesting instrumental, robin's theme is cute, peter makes the most sense re: past albums)

so long london

somewhere in there is a real album and im sorry to see she fired the person who was supposed to tell her when to stop. i dunno if it's the vault tracks or her unprecedented fame that's convinced her a 31 track album was okay (it'd have to be functionally distinct to its counterpart to be a second album and as it is it's a bside at best), but the length is baffling and the songs inside are not good enough to justify.

as it is, the white side is altogether too mushed together and indistinct to hit anything but bland. in spirit, it is about four to five songs spread thin across three tracks each. so many of them could've been condensed (fortnight up to down bad lol, loml-so long london, but daddy i love him-i can fix him, etc) to a stronger effect because they either sound the same or touch on the same topic. you could conserve the three musical lines you've kept (old west pseudo country, 80s tunes, general swift ballad—which are fine! i like the old west best) and open more ground to the better part of the album, which is the folk/high school blend of the black album. it's still rife with needless tracks, but this one approximated the most to songs i would like. i do think i actually like the prophecy, but it doesn't even crack top 25 taylor tracks. the rest are in desperate need to be scraped or seriously reworked.

final verdict: girl get an editor and keep antonoff to a maximum of five for the love of god. this needed at least a year to perfect and a much firmer hand.

[zeb-z]

I dunno, and I haven't read the Ascendency novels to be clear, so I can’t speak of who he was before his exile - but maybe Thrawn accepting Grand Admiral for that shitshow on Batonn sealed his fate. Maybe he wasn't the one to pull the trigger, maybe he was appalled by the needless death - he still took the promotion, even if he didn't want it. The moment he took the rank plate was the moment the blood on his hands became insignificant in the grand scheme of things. The moment where all his intentions begin to be buried by his actions.

Everyone is all about how Thrawn isn't that bad of a guy - and honestly I do agree that his character is misunderstood more often than not - but he still did terrible things with the Empire. Turned a blind eye and condoned much more with silence.

Because the fall of Nightswan and Batonn may not have been his fault - but he accepted the stain when he took his promotion.

For all you try to keep things fair, it doesn't matter if you're working in a system that is instituted to be cruel. And while Thrawn had never claimed to be a good man, and had only joined ultimately for the protection of his own people, there's something to be said of this deterioration of morality. How he doesn't understand politics, but is still shaped by the dangerous and vindictive workings of Imperial political scene, forgoing honesty for station.

Pirates and smugglers turn to insurgents and rebels. Capture turns to execute. He kills to prove a point.

He develops for the worse. For all he shapes the Imperial Navy, it shapes him all the same. I dunno. Complex character and all o that. He’s no scum of the earth true evil, but he’s no shining star either.

[ssparksflyy]

ranking taylor albums are so hard cause once you think you have an order you go "wait but i really like this song" and it moves the entire album but then you end up putting debut at the bottom and go "wait wait but everybody else does that and it has some songs that i hold really near and dear to my heart" and then your just left with absolutely nothing

[coulrology]

Beetles when they're juiced

[thetriggeredhappy]

Go on ao3 to the tf2 tag and sort by kudos now

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